Friday 18 February 2011
A busy week started with a full day preparing a new PowerPoint presentation for my Thursday night 'gig' in Emsworth - the problem being that I only really have one talk that I do, but I had gone down so well there a few years ago so they invited me back! I thought the least I could do was prepare a new presentation. Anyway it took me a while to get to grips with PowerPoint, however like most of these things it is not too difficult if you make the time to play about with it first to get the hang of how it works (a bit like trying to get the photos in the right place on my blog!). Anyway it took most of Monday to prepare and load up the new presentation onto my laptop.
During Tuesday's Management Meeting with Kay, Alison and Ann I gave them a quick preview of the presentation and they were suitably impress to say that I ought to give it to the staff at the next staff meeting, as many of them do not know the funny background stories of how we set up the business and would benefit from seeing some of the lovely images of the gardens we visit.
We got through our meeting, wrestling with what to do with upgrading our Computer Server (running too slow much to everyone's dismay) totting up how much it would cost to renew and also new PC's to speed things up a bit as well. We also discussed all other departmental, staffing and operational issues - (amongst other things, but I'll spare you the details!)
Wednesday back in Somerset I thought I would just run through my new presentation one more time, but to my horror I discovered that I could not access it on my laptop due to the fact that I had saved it in the wrong 'G-drive' and not in 'C-drive' or some such similar extremely annoying and tedious reason - no matter how much I cursed the laptop and shook my fist at it - 'Computer says no!'
I could have wept!
I had to re-do the whole bloody thing! - anyway lesson learnt - and at least I discovered the problem with some time to do something about it.

I arrived at the lovely coastal town of Emsworth about 5pm and there was just enough daylight left to have a quick walk along the tidal path where I saw some wonderful birds grubbing around on the mudflats - loads of Brent Geese, Godwits and all sorts of other indistinguishable little probing waders.

I found the hall I was to speak at and realised straight away that it was going to be a class event when I saw that the local Racing Pigeon fanciers met there as well! I had been slightly concerned that I could not just give the same presentation as I had done before, but on looking through my papers I worked out that it was actually seven years ago when I was last in Emsworth - Seven years ago? no wonder I couldn't remember what I had said - no-one will ever remember, I thought - I'll be fine.
I was met at the door of the hall at 7pm with a enveloping embrace by a beaming Chairwoman who said she was delighted to have me back as she remembers clearly the lovely presentation I gave all those years ago and how funny my jokes were! In fact they were the only jokes she ever remembered! (Great! I thought - I'll just need to wing it then!)
Emswoth Horticultural Society is a thriving Gardening club and the hall was packed
http://www.emsworthhorticulturalsociety.org.uk/ - I guess there could have been 120+ there. Brightwater Holidays have looked after their annual Garden Holiday every year for the last seven and have taken them to Herefordshire, The Lakes, Monet's Garden and Alnwick
http://www.alnwickgarden.com/ to name a few. After an uneventful AGM I was on, and fortunately my presentation went down very well as I took them on a photographic tour of Scottish Gardens and explained how the company had developed over the years to incorporate tours to just about every corner of the world. Either I had managed to find a few new stories and jokes or they were just being polite. Other than my auto-slide changer running out of battery half way through, I think my digital PowerPoint Presentation is here to stay, and the old slide projector will go in the bin - progress.
I seem to have been driving along the A303 at midnight quite a lot this winter.